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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Posted 8:41 AM by Gene

We know when a stock hits single digits it's in danger of elimination. When do the CEOs realize their beloved sports perks are headed that same direction? The SELIGISM Festival hit a single-digit rating last year, and now the NPCPCAA's CEO Extravaganza hit an all-time low in the championship game. Yes, some have pulled back, but that's largely because their businesses are in the doghouse. These showoffs must realize to many people sports is boring, and the hard core fans are getting increasingly restless. And the hard core should really worry the CEOs because beyond reason they've stuck with sports through all manner of insults like strikes, salaries and ASTERISKS.

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