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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, April 20, 2009

Posted 8:43 AM by Gene

You know, TWXSTERS, I'd rather your thoroughly corrupt company didn't try to explain Columbine for us. The jerk Dick Corliss had an instant explanation: NOT PEOPLE WARNER AND ALL GUNS. At least that fraud had a purpose -- to unzip Gerry's fly and to pleasure his discredited concept of synergy. To say senseless as you hacks do skirts your duty. Nothing is senseless; there is a reason for everything, and there's surely a reason for homicidal maniacs. Saying senseless is saying not me. Saying senseless is to avoid responsibility for our culture of death worship. Saying senseless is to deny we are our brother's keeper.

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