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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Posted 8:13 PM by Gene

I always make fun of the wet-noodle gang, but North Korea is an impossible either-or. If the world goes on Chamberlaining Tiny Tyrant gets more nukes; if we take military action we might start a world war with Wal-Mart's favorite supplier. The only way out is a united world-united military action, what the Korean War was before Gen. MacArthur essentially made it our war, and neither the League of Nations nor The One will accept that because it's politically incorrect, even though Tiny's army may be a pushover however much of the people's food it robs. So we're stuck with nukes. Thanks, FDR, for founding the League of Nations!

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