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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Posted 9:01 AM by Gene

The TWXSTERS of CNN are up to their old tricks, plastering you-know-which-gloved one all over the home page while reserving a special minor section for "CNN's Iran coverage" (TRANSLATION: We couldn't report the news if Ernie Pyle and St. Edward of Murrow returned from the dead; besides, we have to do this to prove we have a conscience, even when we think about money -- which is all the time). This is the exact same unwholesome gag the FRAUDS OF USAOKAY!!!!! pulled on their front page yesterday.

Who trusts The World's Most Trusted Network?

Unfortunately PEOPLE WARNER stock hasn't suffered lately -- the one-for-three reverse split has helped -- but we can hope.

(Strange: Look up that phrase and all sorts of far-left sites adhere to it. But isn't that what it once called itself -- and what in its heart of missing hearts it still calls itself?)

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