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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, July 31, 2009

Posted 9:30 AM by Gene

Few things are more annoying than when a keeper of the cultural CW like The Paper of Re-CORD emits a fulsome eulogy on a Cary Grant. "[I]t was impossible to imagine Grant in the macho action and crime films that were beginning to dominate Hollywood. It’s equally impossible to imagine him in the soggy, misogynistic, stealth-macho geekfests that pass for romantic comedy now." And how many of these impossible movies have we raved over the years? Not too long ago A. O. told us of his "wide-eyed arm-waving enthusiasm" for all manner of junk -- and now you get all teary-eyed for somebody who died in 1986?

Hey, maybe you folks ought to put up a pay wall.

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