Posted
8:43 AM
by Gene
Shucks, The New Mae West's 9 to 5 theme park at Branson East is shutting down, meaning Mae will have to sell her overpriced trinkets at Dollywood.Also ESPNCORP is shutting down its Little Mermaid theme park. What will all the newly unemployed roustabouts do?
Wait for the
White Christmas theme park to open.