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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Posted 5:05 AM by Gene

I detest knee-jerk liberals as they combine easy iconoclasm with squishy piety. They are droolingly eager to cause politically-correct offense but if Sharia descended upon America their every knee would bow and their every tongue would confess. They would also be among the first to be executed.

We have not really heard that much of knee-jerk conservatives since the self-inflicted disaster of 2006, the SARAH!!!!! episode excepted, but they will be back, and when so more flatulent than ever.

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