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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Posted 1:10 PM by Gene

Charlie Gibson (better known as Charles Gibson in his dramatic roles) is retiring, in favor of Diane, who is reputedly just as likable a person as MISS PERKY, and the hacks will not stop jabbering for weeks because TWO WOMEN will be anchorpoops. Let us not forget they both got their jobs in no small matter thanks to personal tragedies -- and SUPERSCRIPTS.



It won't help, though. But hey Brian -- your stunt really DID work! (Sorry to post this but dammit Brian should be remembered as much for that and his fake apologies as Dan Blather is for Kenneth, or the U. S. Open, or his SUPERSCRIPTS.)

P. S. Diane is 63, meaning they're looking for ANOTHER anchor, so don't blabber TOO much, hacks.

(Via the ASSPress)

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