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8:52 AM
by Gene
The musical “Nine” is ostensibly based on Federico Fellini’s autobiographical masterpiece “8 1/2.” But in the clumsy hands of director Rob Marshall, this tacky, all-star botch more closely resembles a video catalog for Victoria’s Secret.
What's wrong with that?The jaw-droppingly awful "Nine" is the worst Broadway-to-Hollywood transfer since "The Producers" -- the cinematic equivalent of that movie's show "Springtime for Hitler."Well at least SLIME didn't release it.
Even that wide-eyed arm-waving enthusiast MR. AT THE MOVIES!!!!! doesn't like it:“I can’t make this movie,” he sings. Substitute “watch” for “make” and provide your own music.Oops!
Had to post that picture. Everyone else has.