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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Posted 7:25 PM by Gene

PEOPLE WARNER thought it could produce an umpteenth crime drama for SUMNER'S NETWORK, which already has umpteen of them, and when that proved perhaps an umpteenth too many the TWXSTERS took a $77 million writedown, which they could do without qualms because they know their sugar daddies will always be around to cover the cost of umpteen crime dramas, or however many pieces of JUNK TELEVISION Mr. Bew-KES and SUMNER wish to inflict on Their RETARDS (we know THEY won't stop using the word); but the recently ended drought in advertiser donations to big media suggests such hopeful thinking may not be -- wise, however infinitely SUMNER lives to redeem it.

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