Eugene David
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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Posted 5:49 PM by Gene

I have not posted much these last few days in part because I've had little to say, and because G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLE has played its patented algorithmic mind games on me, and there's nothing I can do. I've adjusted the archives to weekly to try to counter this -- I may move them back to monthly -- and also because lots of my posts are missing in the monthly views. The Fort Knox in Mountain View clearly does not give two hoots about that pile of third-hand servers, in part because it hasn't been able to "monetize" them, except with stupidly inappropriate ads popping up in all the wrong places.

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