Posted 8:52 AM by Gene

Today that pile of inferior paper towels called Metro gusted that "some" believe our current edition of Seligist mercenaries is THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made us realize there's no difference between sports typists and movee revuers. Both get paid for flacking; both effuse and scorn pretentiously. Alas while it appears THE BOOMING ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!! has put an end to the media biz' comeuppance, we would say that such boasts have a way of spitting back in the boasters' faces.

The third-rate multi-purpose wipes also reminded us that our state legislators are mourning because they "can't get anything done." This is the classic no-win situation. If they do nothing they still get amply rewarded for their sloth; when they do something it's what their inferiors the constituents may not want them to do. Besides many will have ample time to feel sorry for themselves as lobbyists, and in the House, the Senate, the cabinet, and perhaps the White House, and for that we don't feel the least sorry for them.