THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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What is it?!?!?
Actually we don't find this so bad -- but it IS in THE GREATEST ECONOMIC MIRACLE OF ALL TIME, and what are the chances its "400,000 square meters" will be as actively trod as, say, that architectural masterpiece in...BEIJING?
Why can't we have artsy factories in our cities too?
Obviously three-footed aliens have tried breaking into this building....
A new kind of security fence!
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And when gravity occurs the designers had better hope people won't be hiding in triangles.
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...says Mr. Freeze.