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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, June 14, 2010

Posted 8:12 AM by Gene

Nine years ago, Benny forcefully assured us, the musical FOUND ITS VOICE. That same year, in a show with an ick-provoking title, Chuck assured us the musical FOUND ITS VOICE. Three or four years ago Benny again assured us the musical FOUND ITS VOICE. Why it was just a few short months ago that someone recycled some rock album and Benny (or Chuck) assured us yet again that the musical FOUND ITS VOICE. Now Chuck panics that all of a sudden it has laryngitis. Where have his ears been these last few years? Regardless that most Paper of Re-CORD cri-TICS are senseless you'd think it would occur to SOMEBODY that MAYBE Dick and Larry aren't writing the songs anymore. Of course it wouldn't -- or we wouldn't have the voice-finding GENIUS of the last nine years.

CARLOS THE JACKASS! Put Your site behind a pay wall -- NOW!

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