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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Posted 9:27 PM by Gene

We are somewhat saddened to learn Rep. Castle has lost to a flailing Palinist, especially as he seems such a gentleman; but what bothers us isn't the notion of ideological purity -- and we can understand the party faithful throwing this longtime stalwart out because so many of the RINOs are BIGMEDIA stooges -- but that we have another BECK OLBERMANN of whatever stripe with an ALWAYS-ON!!!!! style who shuts down when the red light does, and who may not have a brain to turn on (as witness RAND!!!!! PAUL!!!!!). The voters are entitled to screaming meemies if that's what they want. They should not be surprised if they themselves start to scream.

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