THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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In August, people spent a total of 41.1 million minutes on Facebook, comScore said, about 9.9 percent of their Web-surfing minutes for the month. That just barely surpassed the 39.8 million minutes, or 9.6 percent, people spent on all of Google Inc.'s sites combined, including YouTube, the free Gmail e-mail program, Google news and other content sites.
It would be nice to reduce this to practical terms -- how many minutes is that per Web user per day? How much time does the typical Facebook user spend making "friends"? But even assuming a tenth of Americans were on Facebook, that would be only 0.04 minutes a day -- or roughly 2.4 seconds. But it is another nifty factoid -- nifty and completely useless.
Which is why news hacks can spend so much of their waking hours inventing crises from thin air.
How unnerving: most of my recent posts have been on the self-referential kingdom of MEDIA -- but what else is there?
(Corrected 9/12/2010)