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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, October 04, 2010

Posted 5:59 PM by Gene

Advise and Consent: His Omnipotence's Stealth Justice may recuse herself from half the Nine Fingers' cases this term, which poses the question of the Senile Chamber: Why advise when all you have to do is consent?

And in further evidence the state press is doing its job:

NEW HIGH COURT ERA: KAGAN MAKES 3 WOMEN ON BENCH!!!!!!!!!! (New-era overemphasis added)

And she's recusing herself from half the cases (we must sheepishly admit in the second graf) -- but this is MORE important!

(Yes, I know, that story's a NewsMAX!!!!! but who else will run it?)

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