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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Posted 10:56 AM by Gene

And the worst part of His Omnipotence's gig on Person to Person -- pardon, SEE IT NOW is that He laid a monumentally huge egg. Part of the reason Om overexposes Himself is that the hacks always screamed when Dubya holed himself up, owing to his politics; but the irony is, as this writer says, Om has had so few press conferences yet seems inescapable. But the hacks have hardly complained (except perhaps at the White House Day Care Center) because He is, after all, their president, the One they chose and coronated. We would not expect a God who owes His job to bigmedia to have dignity, and His Omnipotence has exceeded on that score beyond all expectations.

P. S. If ED MURROW can call His Om "DUDE" we should call Him that -- yes, and "BARRY" too!

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