Posted
5:30 PM
by Gene
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD;
MADAGASCAR 3;
MADEA'S BIG HAPPY FAMILY;
MAJOR MATT MASON, based on A MATTEL TOY;
Maleficent, an ESPNCORP LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF SLEEPING BEAUTY;
MAMMA MIA 2!!!!!!!!!!;
MARVIN THE MARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!;
Mary, Mother of Christ (from the same biz as
JESUS HENRY CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!), another attempt to lure the poor, uneducated and easily commanded into the popcorn restaurants;
Mass Effect, A VIDEOGAME ADAPTATION;
MAX STEEL, based on ANOTHER MATTEL TOY;
something called Maximum Ride, "a fantasy film about six teenagers who have been genetically altered to become part birds" (as in for the?);
MEN IN BLACK 3;
MICRONAUTS, ANOTHER MOVEE BASED ON TOYS;
MISS SAIGON;
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV!!!!!!!!!!; another
Moby Dick, which "will be shot in the style of recent grachic [SIC] novel adaptations and will not be told from Ishmael�s [SIC] narration";
something called Motorcade, which "details how terrorists take over the President�s [SIC] limousine entourage as he travels through Los Angeles" (which party?);
MRS. FRIMBY AND THE RATS OF NIMH;
LORD SCHLOCKINTOSH'S THREATENED REMAKE OF MY FAIR LADY;
something called My Mother's Curse, in which "Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand [SECOND BILLING?!?!?] play son and mother taking a cross-country road trip" (given Babs shouldn't that be
My Mother Curses?); something called
My Week with Marilyn, A BIOPIC ABOUT
THE PRINCE AND THE SHOWGIRL, starring MICHELLE WILLIAMS AS MARILYN MONROE (?!?!?) and KENNETH BRANAGH AS SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER (?!?!?)....
N is next -- as in NO! NO!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!