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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Posted 5:30 PM by Gene

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD; MADAGASCAR 3; MADEA'S BIG HAPPY FAMILY; MAJOR MATT MASON, based on A MATTEL TOY; Maleficent, an ESPNCORP LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF SLEEPING BEAUTY; MAMMA MIA 2!!!!!!!!!!; MARVIN THE MARTIAN!!!!!!!!!!; Mary, Mother of Christ (from the same biz as JESUS HENRY CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!), another attempt to lure the poor, uneducated and easily commanded into the popcorn restaurants; Mass Effect, A VIDEOGAME ADAPTATION; MAX STEEL, based on ANOTHER MATTEL TOY; something called Maximum Ride, "a fantasy film about six teenagers who have been genetically altered to become part birds" (as in for the?); MEN IN BLACK 3; MICRONAUTS, ANOTHER MOVEE BASED ON TOYS; MISS SAIGON; MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV!!!!!!!!!!; another Moby Dick, which "will be shot in the style of recent grachic [SIC] novel adaptations and will not be told from Ishmael�s [SIC] narration"; something called Motorcade, which "details how terrorists take over the President�s [SIC] limousine entourage as he travels through Los Angeles" (which party?); MRS. FRIMBY AND THE RATS OF NIMH; LORD SCHLOCKINTOSH'S THREATENED REMAKE OF MY FAIR LADY; something called My Mother's Curse, in which "Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand [SECOND BILLING?!?!?] play son and mother taking a cross-country road trip" (given Babs shouldn't that be My Mother Curses?); something called My Week with Marilyn, A BIOPIC ABOUT THE PRINCE AND THE SHOWGIRL, starring MICHELLE WILLIAMS AS MARILYN MONROE (?!?!?) and KENNETH BRANAGH AS SIR LAURENCE OLIVIER (?!?!?)....

N is next -- as in NO! NO!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!

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