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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Posted 5:30 PM by Gene

PEE-WEE HERMAN: THE MOVIE; PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES (really?); A REMAKE OF POLTERGEIST; PRIDE AND PREDATOR; PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES; A REMAKE OF PRIVATE BENJAMIN ("Amy Talkington will update the story for contempoary times and focus on female enpowerment." AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHH!!!!!); something called Project X ("a raunchy comedy about college guys partying shot camcorder style ala Cloverfield" -- don't we have whole marques devoted to such projects?); AN ESPNCORP TEEN COMEDY CALLED PROM (all right UB, who's the MILEY this time?!?!?); a "comedy" called Pumas STARRING JENNIFER ANISTON ("...as one-half of a best friend duo. They are older women who date younger men and deal with the stereotypes and double standards of modern society. They go on a French vacation where that challenges what they know of romance." You APPROVED this, SUMNER?); Puss in Boots, A SPINOFF OF SHREK....

With only three Qs we skip tomorrow to THE MOVEE BIZ' FAVORITE LETTER!

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Attendance has fallen 2.2 percent this year.

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