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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Posted 5:14 PM by Gene

A REMAKE of something called The Crow; something called The Danish Girl with "[Nicole] Kidman star[ring] as Danish painter Einar Wegener who became the first post-op transsexual" (why not NICOLAS CAGE?); THE DARK KNIGHT RISES AKA BATMAN 3!!!!!!!!!!; something called The Days Before "starring Robert Downey Jr. and Reese Witherspoon. Aliens are destroying our planet by going back in time. They travel back each day to destroy each yesterday. One man beats them to a yesterday to warn people of impending disaster" (could we go back in time to warn people of this movie?); something called The Debt, "AN ENGLISH REMAKE OF AN ISRAELI FILM"; something called The Dictator with SACHA BARON COHEN!!!!! starring in "duel roles" (then he could kill off both); something called The Dilemma, "a comedy that looks at the fallout from infidelity" (RON HOWARD would find infidelity funny, being slightly divorced from reality); THE EXPENDABLES 2; The Flash, from "THE POPULAR DC COMIC"....

Enough! More tomorrow!

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