Posted 5:15 PM by Gene

SALT 2; something called Salvation Boulevard ("Pierce Brosnan, Ed Harris and Jim Gaffigan star in the comedic-thriller set in the world of mega-Churches. A former dead-head finds a life as a born-again Christian but run afoul of fundamentalists within the organization." Repeat after me: POOR, UNEDUCATED, EASY TO COMMAND....); SCHOOL OF ROCK 2: AMERICA ROCKS; KING JIM OF THE WORLD MAKES ANOTHER 3D!!!!!!!!!!; SCREAM 4; something called Shadow of the Colossus, BASED ON A VIDEO GAME; SHERLOCK HOLMES 2; a REMAKE of something called Short Circuit; a SEQUEL of something called Silent Hill; LEGENDARY SCORSESE'S THREATENED SINATRA BIOPIC; a glorified TV ADAPTATION called SKANK ROBBERS (people in glass houses....); something called Sleeper, "BASED ON A DC COMIC"; a REMAKE of something called Snabba Cash; MILEY!!!!! in something called So Undercover ("She goes undercover in a college sorority to protect a coed who has been targeted for murder." Couldn't her career go undercover too?); something called Something Borrowed (let's see -- something old, something borrowed, something blue. Yes, we got that right!); SPIDER-MAN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; A THREATENED FILM VERSION OF SPRING AWAKENING; A REMAKE OF STRAW DOGS; STRETCH ARMSTRONG -- yep, BASED ON ANOTHER TOY; SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL (but it's gotta be before 2013 when the rights expire! Do I hear the clock ticking?); SWEET VALLEY HIGH; something called Swingles ("[starring] Cameron Diaz as a woman who hangs out with a guy because their best friends are now in love. The two can�t [SIC] stand each other, but agree to act as each other�s [SIC] wing-man/woman. Inevitably, the two begin falling for each other, but deny their feelings." TRANSLATION: Care to make this a millionth-and-first time?)....

Tomorrow -- a letter that has something in common with this one!