Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, November 28, 2010


Alas, THE CONSPIRACY has remembered it hasn't hired a replacement for the IRREPLACEABLE ST. JACK OF VALENTI, and now the names are bubbling again. Gov. RENDELL of New Mexico is too, uh, RENDELLISH, but SANDY "MOZILO" DODD would be perfect -- precisely the sort of badgering table-pounding loudmouth who'd shut off critics while stepping up his lobby's connections with its parent firm the FBI. SANDY FOR SAINTHOOD!

P. S. Just one problem: Sandy's 67 in May. ST. JACK was only 45 when he advanced to immortality. Thankfully that whatisit after the ST. didn't last in the job that long.

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