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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Posted 8:21 AM by Gene

IMBECILE: PILLHEAD loved to boast about how He screwed up the 2008 primaries. The result (if we take Him at face value) was His Omnipotence. Now the same Belcher is apparently taking credit for "unelecting" Him. To which we say, PILLHEAD didn't want a health-care mandate, PILLHEAD didn't hold His nose in the air, PILLHEAD didn't win the European Union's Seal of Approval. Yes, PILLHEAD opened His mouth, but His Omnipotence's was bigger.

And how apt of a hack for the blithering EM to help Him take credit. But if PILLHEAD keeps taking credit we can start counting the days to a Democratic House.

And His Omnipotence is still the favorite for '12. (Sorry for the HENRY HONEST!!!!!)

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