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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Posted 6:34 PM by Gene

Sorry Dan, you con-SER-va-tives can scweam and cwy all you want, but BABS has you in a pickle. Look, we know she's posturing -- that's her middle name -- but your side wants the Bush "tax-cut" extension only for your friends the hyperrich, for whom it was intended. We want to see your guys explain in as many euphemisms as possible why trickle down's good, why redistributing wealth to the hyperrich is good, why unchecked buying and merging and trading is good, the whole nine yards -- because that's what your side endorsed for so long, and that's why it got shellacked in two successive Congressional elections, and that's why it's ON PROBATION.

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