Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 9:51 PM by Gene

If it's Sunday it must be Big Double-A-Scribble Time:

1. Your tax dollars at work -- making a TV show! Well maybe not SO many, since GM IS PROFITABLE!!!!!, but it's still irksome. The only difference between this and an infomercial is a plot line. Perhaps cable viewers are nearly as gullible as advertisers but we suspect even they might be put off by a glorified hour-long sales pitch. If this is how PEPE LE PEW BEWKES thinks he can help bolster TV he should go into radio.

2. The movee extruders already waste enough money on "marketing", so what's a few more bucks on unneeded trade print ads for potential Os-CAR® nominees? TRANSLATION: These are VANITY ads for spendthrift producers to stare at like their mirrors.

3. Speaking of spendthrifts, the people who burn OUR money on SLIME are having a big party for His new iPad-only production! But there's just one problem, as even a CRAINIAC must admit:

The question for The Daily is whether the content will be different and unique enough to warrant paying for -- and if enough people take the time to tell the difference. But because its content won't be indexed on the web and Google isn't -- yet -- indexing in-app content, it won't be easy to stumble upon content from The Daily.

Well He can always run promos on the Web site of that newspaper He destroyed. His acolytes can get free access in their limos.