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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

Posted 5:51 PM by Gene

Intel has just introduced a whole wave of chips with integrated GPUs, so count on Barron'S to sell nVidia. (Or Nividia, as it puts it -- although to be sure even we don't know how it's spelled or capitalized anymore.) Most people will NOT supercharge their graphics, and for what most people do with their computers they wouldn't know the difference; we read someplace it's hard to tell it above 60 fps. Besides, aren't the masses going to IPADS!!!!!? Regardless, we spend too much on computers as is. I should not be surprised if this is another brilliant prediction!

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