Posted 6:12 PM by Gene

We intend this to be our last post on this upsetting, exasperating story for a while: We are surprised no one's noticed there has thus far been no video of the shooting spree. In this age of iPhones and security cameras you'd think someone would have switched on something. We are fortunate if no one did; we are fortunate there appear to have been no videos from Ft. Hood or VT either (we were about to mention a certain highly successful anchorpoop but will refrain). The obvious explanation is that people are busy escaping; but you'd think someone, realizing the mortal peril, might have turned on a camera if for no other reason than to provide evidence. With Cyclops rearing his one eye in so many places our luck can't hold out.

And to those who think electronic security can stop such slaughters all they'll do is record them.

We were about to say seeing the catastrophe might shut up the loudest mouths; likely they'd only get louder. Nothing can shut up a pundit who's always right.

P. S. Doubly fortunate: If there had been video the TV NEWS CRETINS would have run loops. IDIOTS!