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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Posted 11:39 AM by Gene

We'd not heard of F5 Networks until yesterday, but given it's in CLOUD COMPUTING (roll the eyes), and given the shellacking it's taking today, we wonder how much of our current KUDLOVIAN PROSPERITY, like the prosperity of certain Web sites, floats on a blast of hot air.

Especially after such a TINY miss!

CNBC announced that CEO McAdam will be interviewed today which generally results in a pop in the price of the stock of a company during and, often, after the interview. This seems to be especially true after a beating by the Street.

1. CNBC is FULL OF IT. 2. No interview yet, apparently.

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