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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, January 08, 2011

Posted 2:23 PM by Gene

We've spoken of psychos and guns a million times before; a millionth-and-first will not help. We do hope because a Congresswoman was one of the victims that doesn't give our superiors an excuse to further seal themselves off to the people.

P. S. Much as we hate to bring up such unpleasantness we suspect the PARTY AFFILIATION of the psycho will determine the breadth and depth of the "coverage". We also suspect it will get the profitable borderline nut case KEITH O!!!!! excited -- which in turn might get the profitable borderline nut case the REV. DR. MARTIN LUTHER BECK excited. That psychos know no party affiliation will not matter. The best our media betters can do is count to ten -- and then pledge to KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT when the urge for fake condolences and cheap partisanship hits them.

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