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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

Posted 8:23 AM by Gene

It is sufficient to call THE DONALD "a clown and a buffoon", and leave it at that, but then TNR's "editors" had to psychologize, and say in so many words that this clown and buffoon appeals to lower-class retards because he preys on their inferiority complex. Isn't there enough to the man to ridicule without such histrionics? His bankruptcies alone would make an editorial. And this clown and buffoon may be on the mark when He says His Incompetence advanced in life thanks to affirmative action. Of course He did. Remember the news coverage of His coronation? THE DONALD's own pretzel-twisting words are damning enough.

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