...The One-Minute Pundit
Monday, April 18, 2011
This surely qualifies for a Darwin Award, professional-sports division:
Reds pitcher Mike Leake was arrested on a shoplifting charge at a downtown department store Monday, accused of trying to steal six shirts with a total value of $59.88....
Police arrest reports said Leake removed the price tags from six American Rag T-shirts at a Macy's store and tried to leave without paying for them. Leake makes $425,000 in his second season in the majors.
Guy, if you're going to shoplift couldn't you trade up?