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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Posted 1:24 PM by Gene

Show biz publicists (i.e., "reporters") spent all day Sunday and yesterday dancing on their desks because THE SLUMP IS OVER!!!!! You could tell they were extremely happy because they got PAUL DRECK to join in!!!!! Of course someone had to poop at the party, and the someone was 3D. For all the advertising this is bad news because most movies are evidently NOT better in 3D, and in time they'll make the movee S&M phreaks realize they may be worse in 2D. And despite the overseas boom 3D may be a "leading indicator" of worse to come. Don't forget DVDs are pancaking too. Better celebrate while you can, PAUL, DAVID "NON" GERMAIN and company; with luck in time you'll sing the blues.

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