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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Posted 5:40 PM by Gene

When NEWS HACKS and their assorted friends suggested that Ah-NULT could traipse his merry way through a resumed fillum career they did so with the knowing smirk, the unspoken but vaguely noticeable assertion that only Christians and other such Neanderthals would begrudge him a shot at making big bucks through bad movees. (Jeff Bock and David Poland, whoever you are -- take a bow!) Well, Ah-NULT appears to have a little more sense than these hacks, which says nothing; in any event we hope for a long, drawn-out, costly divorce proceeding, which means it won't be.

And regardless of what in-the-know veteran lia -- publicists like SUE may suggest, siring two kids a few days apart by may not be a career tonic.

And one would hope too this might not be the end of the embarrassments, chortlechortle.

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