Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

As the industry complains about all those SUPERHERO TENTPOLES it's inflicted on people it supposes are all fanboys, and thus retarded, USAOKAY!!!!! bows to the latest mechanical wonder:

[M]odel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Megan Fox's replacement) is stunning, but no actress. With her perfectly sculpted long legs and beyond bee-stung lips, she seems part of the dazzling special effects, on hand for male fans to ogle, just as they do the super-cool machinery.

TRANSLATION: Now the biz is casting toys!

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