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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, July 22, 2011

Posted 2:19 PM by Gene

Say what you will about NUKEMAN, at least now he's being honest: he WANTS to build nukes, and we can thus presume he WANTS to nuke Israel, clearly more honest than all his folderol and fiddledeedee about peaceful uses blahblahblah. You have to wonder though if his clerics aren't being shrewd: by NOT talking about building nukes it gives them more time to build them, and more time to unleash a surprise attack on Israel. Cle-VER!

Yes, we should be glad NUKE wants to come clean on his true intentions, as though we hadn't an inkling through his grinning dissembling -- not to mention behaviors like his low-tech method of execution.

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