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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

Posted 4:50 PM by Gene

We could have lived the rest of lives throughly contented without this piece of garbage but THE MESS had to link it today on its home page. I have said before that given its rah-rah for the porno biz it's a wonder the hacks don't review its masterworks, and we would not be surprised if the story behind the story's more entertaining -- that TOILETBOWL editors THOUGHT of giving this a serious write up but Mr. Mark said the advertisers still have to pay lip service to Red Country, though they basically agree with everything he and his partners in media crime do. By the way Danny, we never take TOILETBOWL's word for anything, except that it wants to earn a pile of dough sticking it to the readers.

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