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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Posted 5:18 PM by Gene

This is why screaming like Chris Matthews' (sorry for the David "L. as in Liar" Brock), and screaming on such screaming, riles me. Both sides want to so polemicize America we can't talk politically without screaming. Both sides blast the EVIL of such acts only when the other side does it. Moreover there are too many cheerleaders trying to work up their sides into murderous anger, and I am sorry, more of a few of them must secretly entertain hopes of a Second Civil War. And who's to say it couldn't happen? As I posted before,
[S]ome have blamed the Civil War on a woman. And the murder of some silly archduke in a country that no one heard of led to most of the last century's catastrophes. Who's to say today's intolerant ninnies can't lead us to total destruction?

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