Posted 9:39 AM by Gene

It is official: America's periodical publishers are willing themselves out of business. This week B. S. DEFENDER's Frankenstein monster, having approached a suitably arbitrary milestone of a thousand (too many) issues in print, expectorated a "listicle" of a thousand new show-biz CLASSICS! from the last twenty-five years. A look at the list of the hundred CLASSIC movies quickly reveals it's comprised mostly of the biggest hits and critically acclaimed sops. But a table-pounder at HSX was crushed to learn that the It's a Wonderful Life of the nineties was NOT THERE. Perhaps the TWXSTERS were attempting a sly hidden commentary on the whole thing, like a Soviet dissident smuggling papers through the Iron Curtain. We doubt it; if there's anything PEOPLE WARNER is NOT it's subtle.