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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Posted 7:36 AM by Gene

We wonder that "Not-So-Smart" Alex Kozinski isn't a HERO among con-SER-va-tives. He should certainly be a HERO to MS. TRAVERS -- he is a SOUTH PARK CONSERVATIVE. "[I]ntellectual rigor, writing flourishes and an outlandish — some say boorish — personality" -- is this not THE GREATEST COMIC MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIME to the core? Now let us ponder if the LALA Times hadn't brought the proud judge's, er, fancy to the public eye. What if he had turned this into a Dreyfus case and let a pornographer go free because of his own, er, love of cows? Possibly even SOUTH PARK CONSERVATIVES would have fumed a little, but then they could have excused themselves by saying here is a great con-SER-va-tive jurist, continuing a proud tradition of patriotic American iconoclasm.

In short, con-SER-va-tives would have confirmed Judge Not-So-Smart Alex is a pervert.

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