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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Posted 10:02 AM by Gene

Okay, St. Warren, we get the message: people opposed to gay marriage are intolerant. (Although citing an "emeritus professor at the Columbia School of Theology" and the United Church of Christ may not help the case.) But seeing You're an expert at holiness, St., answer me this: What does the Bible have to say about -- Kaplan Inc. down 60 percent in a year? Or MNI at $2? Or NYT at a little over $7.50? Or GCI around $9? (And they've all come off lows, dammit.)

I think we know what the Bible says: THE PUBLIC BE DAMNED! WE'RE HERE TO TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!

P. S. MNI's putting the former flaghsip of KnightRidder on the block. It thinks it can get big bucks for its "prime waterfront real estate." In FLORIDA! GOOD LUCK!!

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