Posted 6:05 PM by Gene

We weren't going to comment on this story which we found last night, first as it's from a notorious British broadsheet and second because the old saw about "any publicity" may apply here, but you must wonder if there's a severe disconnect between the subservient hacks who dearly want to help this GENIUS on the road to a complete and infernally lasting recovery and the proles who may not stand her, and who have good reason not to.

Which further reminds us that the same typing ciphers slobbering over this genius had the devil's -- pardon me, the dickens of a time (there being no devils in the news hack's world, except perhaps bean counters) deciding whether the scum of Bombay (and we're using that name now on Chris's most excellent suggestion) were GUNMEN or MILITANTS. One look at this awful story should disabuse all but the coldest news hack of evading the truth -- but many hacks have no hearts to break, or long work in the business has merely turned them into blood-pumping devices. (Indeed we first found a variation by accident while hunting down the doofus Plex -- PLAXICO, and even that couldn't wipe out the ache.)