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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Posted 11:34 AM by Gene

We have not commented on the FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS!!!!! brouhaha thinking it the political equivalent of spitballing, but LIAR LIAR BROCK'S ON FIRE just threw a tantrum to end all tantrums; he merely wants a return to the status quo ante, the glory days of two years of hyperbole and worship of God, Jack Kennedy and Abe Lincoln. Liberals have only themselves to blame that their church is suddenly caving in, for with their hosannas they helped bring on the termites and roof leaks. We don't like FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS!!!!! and its screamers but LIAR and his White House bosses have decided the way to fight them is by getting themselves deeper and muddier in the pigpen where LIAR resides.

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