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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Posted 9:03 AM by Gene

ED MURROW defended ERIC SEVAREID last night from scurrilous charges of BRAZEN FOOLISHNESS. We know how high-horse the Beltway is but dammit we know who SUMNER is -- and he's Their BOSS. We shouldn't forget this isn't the first time the SUM has engaged in useless mockery of government -- remember when ERIC ran for PRESIDENT? But then who needs government when you're SUMNER -- and you have two perfectly docile stooges in ED and ERIC?

MEDIARIGHT, er, MEDIABLIGHT, er, whatever is to TV punditry what HENRY HONEST!!!!! is to finance. Would BUGMEISTER and AL GORE have invented the Web if they'd known this is what it would come to?

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