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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, December 31, 2010

Posted 8:48 AM by Gene

How astonishing to learn that TROOPER SUPERNIKKI!!!!! "ZEIGFIELD" FINKE has a friend in PAUL DRECK. She'll need his boisterous company if movee attendance is as bad as she says. Hollywood's had stinko years before and then a whole new wave of brilliance and TENTPOLES saved it, but the people have been quietly avoiding the octogigaplexes for ages, and all that "SUB-PAR content" may finally be wafting up the noses of even the movee S&M phreaks, and combined with 3D surcharges they may not, for the first time in recorded history, be a happy lot. Well what makes the cinematic diehards unhappy makes us very happy. More of the same in 2011!

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