Posted 6:11 PM by Gene

I cringe at following the Os-CARS® tonight. It will not do to say they've outlived their usefulness as they're VERY useful for show-off CEOs and spendthrift ad fiefdoms. They're about movies most people haven't seen and "stars" most people wouldn't know (excepting a certain talent who SCREAMED her way to critical acclaim and then made DONKEY of herself at an awards show -- and who is famous for one other reason). Today's winners are tomorrow's has-beens. We can say that because for one thing computers are doing to ac-TORS what they could do to physicians; whole server farms could make and distribute movees. And would the lunkhead core audience know? We doubt it. Despite our confident talk before we think it unlikely the two-month B.O. BOOM stems from sudden dissatisfaction with a long superior product, but this biz deserves revolution as much as any Arab country, with the same aim -- to throw the governing bums OUT.

P. S. I deleted a needlessly insulting remark about the looks of one of the presenters. But I beg of this godforsaken business -- why can't we have



THIS again?