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    • THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
    I know more than you.
    I make lots more money than you.
    I'm smarter than you.
    I'm sexier than you.
    I appear on TV all the time.
    I work ten minutes a day.
    I rule the universe.
    I'm going to live forever.
    You are an idiot.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
    A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
    I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
    --JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

    THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
    News isn't news when we don't report it.

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    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Posted 1:25 PM by Gene

    If this is more than idle GanNETtoid chat this means USAOKAY!!!!! becomes a strictly sports and entertainment paper (as if it isn't already) to "appeal" to the masses they think it appeals to. I can't see GanNETt folding OKAY!!!!! because it would strike at its own identity and be a mortal blow to the rag's founder SOB. But God knows it deserves it. The Life analogy inspires hope.

    (Via the usual Romy)

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