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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Posted 5:50 PM by Gene

Today curious at a construction crane not far from my Dark Shadows, only to see another Jefferson! building going up, I thought of another RENDELLISM: that if we create two million doctors we get permanent prosperity. With talk of computers replacing physicians in many capacities we can see more burger flippers only wearing white coats. EDS 'n' MEDS are a disaster zone because they rely on government money and higher health-care costs. Take out one or both props and you have unemployed. Our governing superiors just will NOT think of ways to encourage jobs for ORDINARY people, save stupid schemes like green power.

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