Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Alongside time spent studying outside of class, alcohol consumption is the most significant predictor of a student's grade point average. It has more impact than working, watching television, online social networking -- even attending class.

So it stands to reason our KOLLEDGES should encourage drinking, as it leads to lower grades, which leads to more make-up classes, which leads to a longer time spent in KOLLEDGE, which means -- MORE MONEY!

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