Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

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...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Posted 7:18 PM by Gene

It took five men to create this triumph of the government over the economy: Dubya, who at the first sign of disaster flailed like an heir with his inheritance cut off; Hank and Tim, who showered favors on their friends; Uncle Ben, who provided the wrapping paper and the ribbon; and His Omnipotence, who eagerly grabbed the excuse he was helping the economy and got the added bonus of socializing it. Way to go, morons!

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